BORING BUT IMPORTANT

Terms of Service

These draft terms require owner and legal review before checkout is enabled.

Store use

You may use this site and purchase products only for lawful purposes. Product availability, prices, and promotions may change before an order is accepted.

Orders and payment

Shopify securely processes checkout. We may cancel or refund an order affected by fraud, pricing error, unavailable inventory, or an undeliverable address.

Intellectual property

Vodka Bitch names, artwork, photography, and site content may not be reproduced or resold without permission.

Contact

Questions about these terms should be sent to [support email and business mailing address].

Last updated August 7, 2026 · Draft for owner/legal review before public launch.